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WARNING: OWNLIFE contains a few words that are probably not for kids, but come on. Cosmopolitan doesn't restrict sales to people 18 and over, so why should we? They're WAY worse than we are.

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Issue 1 - Summer 2016

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Issue Number 1 — Pure Pulp For Non-People

The 32-page debut issue includes...

Features: Travelogue - Minutia (Part 1), News Events From The 20th Century If They Happened Today, OWNLIFE Emergency Birthday Card Kit.

Comics: 21st Century Person, Daisy Watford, Why We're Doomed, Minerva Cheevy, Lucky The Dog, Crappus & Cleanzo, Simpo The Chimphead, Neil Before God, Qarphax.

Columns: Post Mortem, Unfashionably Audrey, 99 Sense, Capitalist Gourmet, Famous Last Words, Streisand Report, I Confess!!, Keep Yourself Hid, Comments Section.